wHat iF tiTaniC sAnK tOdaY??

What If Titanic sank Today?

Reaction from different countries:

U.S.A:

"A ship coming to Freedom was attacked by terrorists.We will not sit quiet and we will teach them a lesson.Bin Laden you can run but you cannot hide we will findyou and destroy your Al-Qaeda network."(President Bush……..whoelse?)

U.K:

"I have spoken to the President of United States andwe have both agreed that the sinking of Titanic issignificant prove that Saddam Hussein is clearlybehind this attack, Iraq is imposing a threat to theworld and this has to be dealt with."(Prime Minister Blair)

Iraq:

"LOL!!!" (President Saddam Hussain)

Israel:

"These Hamas and other terrorist network is enoughevidence to say that sinking of Titanic is not anaccident but it was their suicide bombers who havecommited such a crime.We will now impose curfew on thePalestinians, detain them, exile them, kill them,starve them, destroy their homes and refugee camps."(Ariel Sharon….)

Canada:

"Titanic who?" (Canadian Prime Minister)

India:

"Is mein Pakistan ka haath hai. We have receivedpassports of Pakistani extremists from the Titanicdebris. Pakistanis will have to pay for suchhorrendous act of terrorism. We are now deploying moresoldiers to the border."(Prime Minister Vajpayee)

Pakistan:

"Sind may Double Sawari per ghair muayyana muddat keliye pabandi"(President Musharraf)

UN: "Shit happens right??"(Sec.Gen. Kofi Annan)

Survivors: "Uhh. Helllooo. Is anyone listening…it was an iceberg..hellloooooo."

(a forwarded mail)

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